Who are you?
Miss Bernadette Seacrest
Describe yourself in three words.
Reclusive, very serious, lovey-dovey all-the-time.
Who — dead or alive — would you most like to meet?
Pee Wee Herman
Who would you most like to slap in the face?
My mama.
What song do you wish you had written?
“Stairway to Heaven.”
Elvis Costello or Elvis Presley?
I can’t choose. Well, okay, this is kinda hard… Presley.
LP, CD or MP3?
Damn! Another hard question. LPs, I suppose, they’re all good or should I say CDs and MP3s serve my purpose better. Power to the people.
If you could start one trend, what would it be?
Stilettos… all the time
If you could end one trend, what would it be?
Small children with pink hair.
With whom would you most like to play a game of spin the bottle?
I would’ve wanted to play with Lux Interior, I’m so sad. But, so, in that case, my husband. Yep, my husband.